Powerful ‘Bomb Cyclone’ Expected To Disrupt Holiday Travel
A powerful arctic winter storm making its way through the nation this week will evolve into a rapidly intensifying ‘bomb cyclone,’ with officials warning travelers of flight cancellations and dangerous traffic conditions in the days leading up to Christmas. What do you think?Read more...
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Michael Jordan Opens Up About Long-Term Effects Of Orange Gatorade Seeping Out Of Head
JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Shedding light on a condition he’s been quietly struggling with since the ’90s, basketball legend Michael Jordan opened up Thursday about the long-term effects of orange Gatorade seeping out of his head. “Back in my playing days, I wish someone had sat down and talked to me about
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What To Say If Someone Is Gaslighting You
Gaslighting is incredibly fun to do to other people, but when it’s happening to you, not so much. If someone is trying to gaslight you, try telling them the following things.Read more...
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Girlfriend In One Of Those Moods Where She Misses Her Deceased Mother
LINCOLN, MA—Saying it seemed to happen around the same time every month, sources confirmed Thursday that local girlfriend Tyra Randall was in one of those moods where she deeply missed her deceased mother. “I know it’s not her fault, but I can’t help but get a little annoyed when Tyra gets into one
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Father Engages Siri In Argument About WWII
LADSON, SC—Accusing the automated phone assistant of failing to do her research, local father Greg Fahey reportedly engaged Siri Thursday in an argument about WWII. “Siri, what was the turning point for the allied forces?” asked Fahey, who, after Siri responded that the turning point of WWII was the
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‘It’s Going To Be A White Christmas!’ Says Man Who Will Spend Holiday Trapped In Overturned Car
FINDLAY, OH—Clapping his hands with giddy excitement for the first big snow storm of the season, local man James Francis, who has no idea he will spend the holiday trapped in an overturned car, told reporters he is excited to have a white Christmas. “There’s absolutely nothing more magical than waki
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Petco Begins Selling Pre-Killed Gerbils
SAN DIEGO—Saving customers the work of murdering the adorable rodents themselves, Petco announced Thursday that it would begin selling pre-killed gerbils. “We are happy to provide pet owners with added convenience by offering gerbils that come pre-killed,” said Petco CEO Ron Coughlin, explaining tha
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Nazi Secretary, 97, Convicted For Role In 10,000 Murders At Death Camp
A 97-year-old woman who worked as a secretary at a Nazi concentration camp has been convicted by a German court of being an accessory to the murder of more than 10,000 people. What do you think?Read more...
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